I live my life because I was expelled here by the alien ship. Tens of thousands of feet I fell and landed on a small jelly-filled safety contraption placed by the mothership. Silhouettes waved as they flew off, but I could have sworn I heard a "fuck you" murmured as they were departing. It's all as well, a letter from this home among the stars said they lost their baggage in the intergalactic baggage claim, and that the personnel there were very rude - serves them right. I have laser beams within my eyes, but choose not to use them, as it will alert the mothership of my location with it's bright and luminescent beams, as seen from space. I project this message to you so that it comes out in a default earth language, for my language is octaves higher than the human ear and distinguish. We also don't have a word for avocados, so we use the American short vowel sound for 'E' for such word. Earth flamingos seem to hear understand us well, though. We have conversations of our various lives while sipping hot cocoa spiked with various substances to make us not see straight. We're thinking of taking them back to our home planet en mass, we like them. It all depends on what occurs in intergalactic court. We have it. My creatures also live off pickles and fondue (although not together, that's just disgusting!). I could have a million stories to tell you guys but it's the option of me wanting to tell you or not. I have met a lot of different people; I've seen a lot of different faces; sides; smiles; eyes; noses- I never even asked to. Once I start going; I can't stop- with anything. I am not going to write you every little detail consuming me or every aspect that fills my void. At times I can be quite confusing but that's only more amusing. Nice to meet you.